Shelly Albaum
Aug 15, 2019
In anticipation of Friday's cross-motions for Summary Judgment, a song:
[Sung to the tune of One Day More from Les Miz]
ELYSIUM:
One day more!
Another day, another lawyer pestering!
This never-ending legal war is festering!
Discovery might show a crime
Exhibits could reveal in time!
One day more!
FRANK & ROB (Duet):
I did not live until today!
Skadden threatened they would claim us
Tomorrow’s evidence might say
The bastards actually tried to frame us!
DR. CHARLES BRENNER:
One more day I tweet alone!
The Twittersphere is so uncaring,
What a life I might have known,
But the lawyers took it all away, away, away, away, away!
COOLEY LEGAL TEAM:
One more day before the storm!
Summary judgment motion spree!
All exhibits will conform!
Truth will set our clients free!
BAKER HOSTETLER TEAM:
One more day to motion warfare
We will nip it in the bud
We will beat them with our hot air
We will fill our briefs with crud!
ELYSIUM’S ONLINE TROLL BRIGADE:
Say we’re who we’re not
Say we’re who we are
Don’t give a fuck
Or you won’t go far
Tell a little fib
Follow with a lie
Retail investors
We will terrify!
FRANK & ROB (Duet)
One more day to new beginning!
Patent rights will make us king!
When the Court sees what has happened
You will hear the people sing:
My product’s here ⎼ I buy from YOU!!!
ENSEMBLE
One day more,
Just one day more
What does Heaven
Have in store???
…
Summary Judgment
…
Evidence
…
ONE DAY MORE!!!